wtf-blanket:

Sometimes your bro’s been drinking a lot, and he can’t quite keep it down. So you gotta have your bro’s back. And one way to do that is by using your own lips as a receiver. [x]

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

They’re cutting your wings down man. My granny gave me dough to eat away when I was small and I’m grand.

bibishock:

itsabeautifulworldafterall:

almost-always-eventually-right:

queenlovett:

jackdawtheripper:

aialrii:

jackdawtheripper:

buggabuhr:

jackdawtheripper:

adifferentkindofgentleman:

This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.

as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys

Wait people actually find Americans attractive?

ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS

Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.

TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.

I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.

don’t let the hetalians find this

Brace yourselves

Too late, biatch.

USUk love ;3

i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED THAT THE GUY I LIKED HAD FEELINGS FOR ME TOO, AND GUESS WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW BITCHES

i-was-so-alone-and-i-o-u-so-much:

crotchkat-vantass:

juststrokemyglabella:

2spookysamy:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED THAT THE GUY I LIKED HAD FEELINGS FOR ME TOO, AND GUESS WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW BITCHES

floozys:

"girls aren’t allowed to participate in no shave november!1!!! it’s gross!!!!"

i’ve been participating in no shave november, december, january, february, march, april, may, june, july, august, september and october and if you have a problem you can lick my fucking panda legs

nekokat42:

mysticoisbaest:

snake bossing around jund (◡‿◡✿)

jund being all pissy about it (*≧▽≦)

but obeying him anyway (▰˘◡˘▰)

snake and jund having sex..on ‘my immortal’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What’s the craziest thing I can to my Sims, like I’m trying to do something fun but it’s not working

muftiday:

Good lord boobs are inconvenient

42spookynekokats:

juiceunlimited:

pozuu:

ishisaki:

YOOOO
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY HAVE IT YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT LINE
IT’S BASICALLY SKYPE ON STEROIDS
IT HAS CUTE ASS STICKERS AND JAPANESE EMOJI BUILT IN
YOU CAN SEND FREE VIDEO AND VOICE MESSAGES
FREE HQ VOICE CALLS
GROUP MESSAGING
IT’S WAY FASTER THAN SKYPE AND DOESN’T HAVE THE GLITCHES
YOU CAN CHANGE THE WALLPAPER BEHIND YOUR CHATS
YOU CAN CREATE PERMANENT GROUPS AND LEAVE NOTICES ON A MESSAGE BOARD SPECIFIC TO EACH GROUP
YOU HAVE A TIMELINE YOU CAN POST STATUSES TO
CAMERA FILTERS
YOU CAN SAVE YOUR CHATS TO A TEXT FILE
THERE’S A TON OF OTHER FEATURES TOO (INCLUDING THE FACT THAT IT’S CUTE AS FUCK)
IT’S AVAILABLE ON MOST DEVICES AND IT’S FREE
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE LINE IS FUCKING AMAZING

HOLY FUCKKKKKK

Errybody oughtta use LINE

Everybody will still be little bitches and will continue using scoop

Everybody in here is using Viber and here’s just me with Line.

42spookynekokats:

juiceunlimited:

pozuu:

ishisaki:

YOOOO

IF YOU DON’T ALREADY HAVE IT YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT LINE

IT’S BASICALLY SKYPE ON STEROIDS

  • IT HAS CUTE ASS STICKERS AND JAPANESE EMOJI BUILT IN
  • YOU CAN SEND FREE VIDEO AND VOICE MESSAGES
  • FREE HQ VOICE CALLS
  • GROUP MESSAGING
  • IT’S WAY FASTER THAN SKYPE AND DOESN’T HAVE THE GLITCHES
  • YOU CAN CHANGE THE WALLPAPER BEHIND YOUR CHATS
  • YOU CAN CREATE PERMANENT GROUPS AND LEAVE NOTICES ON A MESSAGE BOARD SPECIFIC TO EACH GROUP
  • YOU HAVE A TIMELINE YOU CAN POST STATUSES TO
  • CAMERA FILTERS
  • YOU CAN SAVE YOUR CHATS TO A TEXT FILE

THERE’S A TON OF OTHER FEATURES TOO (INCLUDING THE FACT THAT IT’S CUTE AS FUCK)

IT’S AVAILABLE ON MOST DEVICES AND IT’S FREE

SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE LINE IS FUCKING AMAZING

HOLY FUCKKKKKK

Errybody oughtta use LINE

Everybody will still be little bitches and will continue using scoop

Everybody in here is using Viber and here’s just me with Line.

"Sassy Overly Blatant turned 2 today!"
Tumblr wished me a happy 2nd birthday for my blog today.
*cries*

"Sassy Overly Blatant turned 2 today!"

Tumblr wished me a happy 2nd birthday for my blog today.

*cries*

shippingyoutubers247:

PewDieCry {Rainy Day} (by PewDieCryShipping) anyone who ships pewdiecry needs to see this! its so adorable!

THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL!

matryoshka-girl:

A heart for the bros by ~niyari-neko
matryoshka-girl:

Rainy September by ~niyari-neko